"Jeff Gordon won his third race this year, and you know who finished his best race of the season in 37th place." -ESPN anchor
Fred: "Doc, I think I caught an STD from this dirty whore I nailed last weekend."
Doc: "Hmmm...what are your symptoms?"
Fred: "I've got an itchy
red rash, it burns when I pee, and I've got some real nasty you know who."
Doc: "
Dick Trickle, eh? Yep, looks like a classic case ofherpegonnosyphiltitis to me. Bend over, we're gonna have to do a
rectal examination."
Ricky Martin: "Giggidy giggidy!"