Define You Won Meaning

You Won
A term used to let someone else know that they have achieved superiority, especially in a battle of insults.

Hugo: Yo, get your fat ass outta here Kake.

Kakeson: Wait, ain't your real name Peter and your black.

Crowd: Ooooh...he won(Kakeson).
By Edeline
You Won
A ploy on the internet to get you to give them your personal data including your social security number, credit card information, bank account information, tax data, drivers license, email, cell, home and office address and phone numbers, codes to enter your house without tipping off security, your wife's financial information, your kids financial information and pictures of them when they were young, etc. They may as a bonus sell your personal information to a special security firm that will automatically down load all the information on your computer. Being such a VIP (very idiotic person) you may also recieve thousands of emails pornographic artists and hordes of horny woman who want you daily.

A pop up on the computer:
You Won. You are the millionth person we snooker today. Your have won a trip to Afghanistan and Iraq, where the action is. See your U.S. Army recruiter for details. Sign up early and you can travel free for the rest of your short life. Free medical and burial travel plans.
By Veronica
That Feeling When You Won A Game You Never Played Before
That Feeling. Ah. Yes. That Feeling. So Nice And Gentle.

Girl: Hey I just won a game I've never played before!
Other girl: Wow so cool, bet you got that feeling when you won a game you never played before...?
By Fulvia
You Don't Won. Expect The Unexpected
A dumb twitter user who in response saw Donald Trump wins the election, commented this," You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

This idiot's comment was review by Pyrocynical, making it a meme

By Etta
Wouldn't You Know Who Won The Pony
refers to the story told by Jim Cornette when a local wrestling promoter , faced with declining attendance , rigged a lottery to give a way a pony so his son won it , so we did not lose money on the deal . As a result anything is is obviously rigged is referred to as wouldn't you know who won the pony .

By Ingunna
Wouldn't You Know Who Won The Pony
Implies that the previously stated is rigged; local wrestling promoter, as told by Jim Cornette, gave away a pony to increase ticket sales and, to avoid losing money, rigged the raffle to ensure his son would win the pony

Of course, that asshole was late again!
Oh, wouldn't you know who won the pony!
By Agnola
You Won´t Get Anything Snitching Like That
Smoll snitches won´t recieve any cuddles. Cause they are snitching.

(Snitching around for no reason) You won´t get anything snitching like that.
(Snitching around for areason) You won´t get anything snitching like that.
By Clem