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Your Mom
The most versatile dis/comeback ever created in the history of your mom. Usually it has no effect or sense (especially when used in response to your mom or when you're talking to someone's mom), but it's hilarious when you use it right.

1. guy: Look at that fat kid!
guy #2: Holy shit! Is that your mom?!

2. guy: What's your favorite food?
guy #2: Your mom

3. teacher: John, how often does 35 + 34 = 69?
john: As often as I 69 your mom every Friday night.
teacher: John! Go to the office, I'm calling your mom!
john: No, I'M calling YOUR mom.
By Jocelyne
Your Mom
what u say in responce to any question

your mom : so what did u do today?
you : your mom

jen: so what r we doin 2day in french?
me: your mom!
By Kyla
Your Mom
When inserted into a generic sentence, this is guaranteed to add a hearty portion of sexual innuendo.

1. Nerd: "Stop, you guys!"
Jock: "That's not what your mom said last night!"

2. Repairman: "The TV needs to be turned on first."
You: "I think your mom needs to be turned on first."
By Lucila
Your Mom
A phrase used when you have absolutely no idea how to answer a question, or piss someone off. Highly recommended phrase to be used during business meetings.

Important Guy: "Mr. Smith, how long do you think the proposal will take?"

You: about as long as your mom
By Katya
Your Mom
My answer to everything.

Teacher: Why didn't you turn in your homework?
Me: Your mom.
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Teacher: What do you think your doing, sleeping in class?!
Me:...Your mom.
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Teacher: Any questions?
Me: Your mom... I mean, your mom?
By Gabbi
Your Mom
Retort to a negative comment. Often followed by the exclamation OHHHHH!

A-That is one large sandwich.
B-Your Mom is a large sandwich
Surrounding Audience-OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
By Aggie
Your Mom
Who I was doing.

Police: What were you doing last night
Suspect: Your mom! *SLAP!* OW!


As you can see, not a wise choice unless you are sitting on the other end of an online chat, like me.
By Malvina
Your Mom
an abstract concept loosely affiliated with notions of the intended audience's maternal figure.

normally expressed as an intended slight on said maternal figure. often serves as indication of the end of a conversation.

X: That is one very fat farm animal.
Y: You're a fat farm animal.
X: I'll show you a fat farm animal.
Y: Your mom is a fat farm animal.
By Tybie
Your Mom
1.an insult
2.an answer to any question,
3.my alter-ego on the internet.
4.best type of joke/insult ever.

also used for yelling at people on TV when they ask obvious questions.

1.
Random person: That bag is ugly.
Me: Your mom is ugly.

2.
Random person:What is that thing on your face?
Me:Your mom.

3.
Internet person: Who are you?
Me: Your mom.

4.
Your mom is so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
By Cassi
Your Mom
Term used when you can't think of anything else to say. Usually funny, although some people find it offenesive. It usually doesn't make any sense.

Bob: What are you doing?
Fred: Your mom.
Idiotic random guy: SNAAAP!

Bob: ...And what do you have to say to that Fred?
Fred: Uhhh...YOUR MOM!

Bob: What are you doing?
Fred: Your mom! *snickers*
Bob: Dude, that's getting old.
Fred: Oh yeah, so is your mom.
Bob: ...
Idiotic random guy: OOHHH! YOU'VE JUST BEEN TOLD!!

Me: Your mom goes to college.
By Alexia