Define Your Penis Meaning

is very small.

is big and your girlfriend likes it a lot; expecialy when you are out for vacation...
btw your mom loves it too :D

Cognition which is tainted by horniness; when a man makes decisions intended to satisfy the short term goals of his penis and fails to consider the long term consequences of his actions.

A comeback for when somebody says something stupid.

Essentially, "How are you today?" If asked this, it is most appropriate to reply with "Okay" or in a similar fashion as answering the underlying question of "How are you?", though a joke or taking it literally(in a joking manner, of course) is also acceptable. Best used when asking a female friend, because they will not only be suprised, but they will think you are funny, increasing your chances of sexual relations (make sure that they get the joke first).

when a guy dosent have enough skill to get a girl in bed

Greeting from one ordinary guy to another to ask how he's doing, how life is treating him.

The act of have sex with a girl that drew you into her room, using the excuse of you talking to her about Jesus on her bed.

When a male purchases a sports car to offset the fact that he has a small penis in the hopes of getting laid.