Define Your Team Meaning

Your Team
When you see someone who is a "character" and you "place" him/her on someone's(friends) "team." Usually ugly and/or reaallyyyy weird looking people qualify for team placing. This is like in P.E. when you're picking teams and you see some really weird and/or ugly kid and you don't want them on your team so you yell your team! The idea of the game is to put the most and WORST people on your friends' teams. It NEVER ends. It's mean, but insanely fun.

You see a guy walking down the street wearing socks and sandals, short shorts, really white legs, etc.

You yell "Your Team!" to your friend.
By Laurena
Your Team
A game in which two or more players place another random person on one of the other participating players "team". The team in which the random person is placed, is imaginary and has no real purpose, except for a laugh among the players. There is no real game, or draft.

It is also customary to name a celebrity, or rediculous character that the new found "team member" looks like, before placing them on their new team.

(As a skinny long haired bearded guy walks by) "hey john, Jesus is on YOUR TEAM."
By Oralia
Your Team
a game in which you see an ugly
person and tell your friend that
they are on their team. -really
no winner or loser, it just makes
you look like a complete ass!

"What a cow...YOUR TEAM!"
"Awe man..."
By Sybilla
YOUR TEAM
The greatest game played on Earth. When you see someone that makes you laugh whether it's their clothing, hair style, the way they walk, what they drive, their family, etc.. just say Your Team to your friend. It's rude but hilarious. There really aren't any rules..

"Wow, guy with mullet rocking the hawaiian shirt? Your team.."
"Did you become a fan of "Your Team" on facebook yet?.. No? Well Dude.. you are on your own team then"
By Truda
Your Team
A game where you put freaks on your friends' "teams." (Freaks meaning people who look weird or are doing something weird.) You can't use people you know or famous people and you have to see them in real life (not on TV). Some day, all the teams will participate in an Olympic-like competition.

"Rattail in the running shorts, your team."

"... Sweet"
By Letta
Your Team
It's the end of the world and you and your friends are opponents. Only one of you can survive. You have to pick teams for your survival. The only problem is you can only put people on your opponents team. Basically, you pick the worst people you could possibly find and put them on your opponents team.

Guy with the velvet pants, no shirt, and a cowboy hat... Your Team.
By Brittaney
Your Team
Your Team is a game played by two or more people, normally in a group of friends. The point of the game is to find the following: Old people, Ugly people, Handicapped people, Stupid people, Fat people etc.... All things bad.

The way to play You Team: See one of these undesirables "Your Teamers" and point them out to another person you are playing with. Just say "Your Team" and then they are added to that person's team. The point of adding old and crippled people to the other person's team is strategy for the coming war. (more on that soon.)

Each person playing is considered a General of their own army. Each time a You Teamer is added to that person's army they are essentially getting a useless solder. Like having an army of only foot solders fighting against a wave of jet fighters if that makes sense.

At the end of time there will be a war between all the Generals and their respective team members will fight each other. That's why it's important not to put well off people on each other person's team. The winner will be those that have smart strong and young team members and the loses will be those with an army full of You Teamers.

Hey man look at the ugly fat bitch over there. She's on Your Team.
By Veronika
MY TEAM YOUR TEAM
when walking down the street with a friend, and you see someone who is particularly interesting (hot, ugly, enormous, weird),
you shout out either "MY TEAM!" or "YOUR TEAM" before the other person has the chance. (if you have a good sense of humor, you normally shout out "MY TEAM" when you see someone out of the ordinary)

(man with purple pants, bright red shit, 12 piercings on his face alone, and blue hair walks by and you see is time to play MY TEAM YOUR TEAM)
"MY TEAM!"
"damnnit, you beat me"
By Lotte
Did Your Sports Team Lose?
This a way to say “are you on your period?” to a man.

It means your being really emotional right now and I’m going to blame it on your sports team like you blame my emotions on my menstruation.
Meant to be said to misogynistic, straight men.

Wallet: As if you know anything about politics. Politics is for men.
You: Did your sports team lose?
Wallet: What?
You: Well you’re being really emotional so I thought was one of those days...
By Roseanne
Your Team
A game invented by Stephanie Fowler in Baltimore, MD made famous in the 2000's in Birmingham, AL where people "draft" laughable or terrible people, things, or situations to other peoples' "teams". The person with the most "players" on his or her team loses. The friends who play the game use their own collective, niche judgement within the group to decide if something is bad enough to be put on a team.

1. That skinny dude with the camo shorts and orange vest in the mall is on Your Team.

2. That license plate that says, "Stylish" is on Your Team.

3. Your on your own Team for browsing Urban Dictionary.

4. "Between the old men, the awful singer in the band, and the girl who fell in her high heels and threw up on the dance floor that you put on my team I've definitely lost Your Team for the day."
By Roseanna