The Geo Archon, broke but extremely skilled, aka "Daddy"
People often wonder how could a Geo character apply the "wet" status, especially to people in real life.
A Poem and Chant written to summon
Zhongli:
Oh twink lord
barbatos please make Zhongli come home to me
May the winds of the
anemo archon guide him home
Oh shiny tartaglia make
zhongli come home to me
May your waves guide him along the wind
Oh beautiful keqing make zhongli come home to me
May your storm lead the way
Oh queen
ningguang make zhongli come home to me
May your rocks build the path
Oh zhongli please come home
May the geo archon finally come back
All Mighty Adepti of Cloud, Moon, and Mountains, steady our hearts to prepare
The Geo
Archon's Arrival
Amen
Arianna: Dude,
Zhongli's so hot!
Noelle: I know! I swear I'm gonna get him.