That one musical written by William
Finn with a long-ass name. It's about a bunch of children with exaggerated personalities and very tragic backstories at a
spelling bee. It also boasts the song "My Unfortunate Erection" that will always get
censored by the school doing it.
Guy 1: "Hey,
Quinn got into the school musical, 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee!"
Guy 2: "Who does she play?"
Guy 1: "
The Kid Who Gets an
Erection"