A cycling team based out of Denver, Colorado. They are a band of homosexuals and one mental retard. They ride crappy assjavelin bikes and can't do good at anything at nationals besides the time trial.
Cyclist #1: Man, everyone on 5280 is such a dumb cocky ass ridding bitch.
Cyclist #2: Alex isnt that bad, but Walker shows people his nuts
Cyclist #1: Yeah, Walker's a dumb sack of shit