Define 95 Percent Meaning

95 Percent
The feeling you get after a long, long night of drunken debauchery. You're not hungover, but not completely hunky-dory either. Everything is not QUITE right. Telltale signs may include a mild headache, extreme thirst, and/or the desire to lay in bed all day.

Rachele: I love not being hungover!
Lauren: Yeah, me too, but after last night I'm still at 95 percent.
By Wallie