Define 9gag Meaning

9gag
A website where every user on it enjoys gagging on 9 dicks in their mouth at once.

Person 1: 9gag is such a funny website!
Person 2: Have you told your girlfriend about you massive addiction to penis yet?
By Muriel
9gag
A group of people who use banana as a ruler, "fuck" as a coma and potato as an ending.

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By Susanne
9gag
An irrelevant website that's filled with a bunch of kids who just discovered internet meme's and trolling.(aka the 9gag generation) They are responsible for NOTHING that happens on the internet. There has never been one single meme that originated from 9gag.

Typical 9gagger: lol I can trollz YouTube comments!!!!
By Cicily
9gag
A website which is woefully juvenile and fundamentally useless as a political entity. It claims to be the home of Anonymous, but, is in fact a home for retards and teenagers. It has NO original memes and actually claims ownership of memes that have existed for years before 9gag.

Joe: Did you hear those 9gag kids claim that they're Anonymous?
David: And I know a retard who thinks he's Batman. What's your point?

God Tier: 4chan
Hero Tier: reddit
Meh Tier: Tumblr
Shit Tier: 9gag
By Opaline
9gag
It is the slang word for having a 9 way gay orgy.

Guy 1: God how about that 9gag last night?
Guy 2: I gagged, that's for sure!
By Jillane
9gag
A website in which every user uploads stolen content, while still may pertain humor, is often taken from other websites such as reddit (see reddit), 4chan (see 4chan), Dorkly (see Dorkly), etc., slaps a 9gag watermark on, and calls it theirs. They lie about having the hacker group Anonymous hosted, or being the hearth of the internet. They are, in a sense, the lowest common denominator of the internet (see shit). You do NOT want to be them.

Person 1: "Dude, 9gag is better than everyone else! We ar the hearth of the internet!"

Person 2: "No, you're a group of 14 year-olds who steal content from other sites while calling it your own. I feel sorry for you, really."
By Georgina
9gag
The worst social media website online.

Imagine a human centipede, except with social media websites.
At the front, we have 4chan, after that we have reddit, then we have digg, then we have 9gag behind the last guy eating his shit just for the hell of it.

Typical 9gag user: "I love 9gag! It's so funny and original!"
By Roshelle
9gag
A website which is filled with repost bots and wannabe memelords of the internet. Part of their daily activity involves making shitty memes with impact fonts and bashing Americans/Muricans/"third world" country in every post. As of July 2018, the entire website is a cesspool of salty kids from Germany, Switzerland, Belgium and Finland whose daily activity involves playing ring-a-ring-o-roses by grabbing their weiners while standing in a circular formation and raging on immigrants and users who aren't from their utopian state and simultaneously jerking off each other. Whenever a thread/post from South Asia and North America pop-up, they will try their level best to shit on those nations and pat themselves on back for being a citizen from countries with high moral values. Being teenagers, they carry some of the most myopic views of state and world politics and their inherent bias becomes clearly visible when they take speak in comment section.

Oh have I forgotten to mention the Nazi-esque mods?

Person 1: Dude 9gag is the best meme website out there
Person 2: No wonder you have barely functioning social life!!
By Rae
9gag
9gag is the slang word for a 9 way gay orgy

hey dude I was in this awesome 9gag gangbang last nigh, never been riden so hard in my life.
By Caty
9gag
The cancer of the internet. A place where foreign people who don't know better and newfags go to revel in their own shitty glory. Memes were created in the something awful forums, or born, raised in 4chan, killed in reddit, buried in tumblr/funnyjunk, and put on shameful display in 9gag. The worst part, is that they claim the memes to be made by them.
Even worse than that, they try to sell those memes on t-shirts and pins.
tl;dr fuck 9gag.

9GAG ALL THE THINGS! OMG I'm so forever alone! this is the funniest place on the planet! 4chan is scary :(. TROLOLOLOL UMAD U BUTTHURT!-typical 9gag user.
By Bertina