Define A Brown Log Meaning

A Brown Log
A Big Terd or A Big Piece Of Shit

You ain't nothing but a Brown log Clocking all the time
By Kristen
Baked Brown Log
Used when final retribution is required.

"Baked Brown Log" is the act of taking a cookie sheet and expelling everything that exists in your bowels onto it and then putting it in the oven at a medium high heat. Then you leave it to bake and fill the house with an aroma that is comparible to a sewage treatment plant on a hot summer's day.

My bitch cheated on me so I left her a BAKED BROWN LOG in the oven cooking for her.
By Aviva