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Define A Long Winter Meaning
A Long Winter
While having sex with a woman, you pull out
and stuff
4 to 5
acorns
in here vagina. Then
Run out
of the room and say "See you in the spring!"
Girl 1 : "So I met this guy at a bar last night and i thought he was really cool, but when we started
getting into
it, my mind changed."
Girl 2 : "Why, What
happend
?"
Girl 1 : "I don't want to talk about it, but this is going to be
a Long Winter
"
By Rosette
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Soldiering Through The Long Russian Winter With Napoleon
The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a
dry spell
or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.
The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in
the Grande
Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon
Bonaparte
.
"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the
breakup
. He's just been
soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon
day by day
. Every day. All day."
By Elora
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