A.D.S. stands for Addicted Dick Sucker for people of the female persuasion that enjoy to suck cocks and the yum-tastic flavor that "cums" from the average female whore's pastime of slobbering away on pork swords.
Person 1: That bitch be sucking on my Big Rick every minute she get.
Person 2: Shit, that's some pure A.D.S. right thur.
By Goldarina
A.d.s.
Asian Dick Sindrom. aisians have small wangs. it is because of the a.d.s
Attention Deficit, SQUIRREL. A person who has such a bad case of ADD, that everytime they see a squirrel they have to announce it and look at it for a few seconds before they can finish their sentence.