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Define Abscond Meaning

Abscond
to self-yeet

yo I was sitting there when I absconded my dumb ass out the classroom window
By Magdalene
Abscond
1. To sneakily sneak away really sneaky like.

I'm going to go abscond to the pond real sneaky like.
By Sherilyn
Abscond
You ESCAPE from somewhere that has walls or chains, but you abscond from somewhere where the only deterant is that you are not ALLOWED to leave, but there are no physical confines e.g. .

your school or an open prison
By Keelia
Abscond
To steal a sexual favor from a second party in a very seductive and forthright manner.

Man... you really absconded that ass last night didn't ya? cmon... dont lie... ooooo ya you did, C'MON be honest, you a ddoooggg, oooo ya, way to GOOOO. W00T, ABCOND THAT BOOOTAY
By Muffin
Abscond
Engaging in sexual acts with a party committed to another party; an adulterous act. See supply.

Monica Lewinsky absconded that booty in the White House.
By Sharona
Absconding
Indian and British English: to run away and shit.

Malik misteriwalla is absconding from jail in Thiruvananthapuram
By Ingeberg
Abscond
Fuck this shit, I'm out.

When the police raided, we absconded from the scene.
By Gnni
Abscond To Constantinople
When someone in a relationship resorts to a ridiculous story to end the relationship because the other party just doesn't seem to get the message.

Jeff was blowing off Sally forever but she wouldn't stop calling him. He finally had to abscond to Constantinople. He told her he got a job at a research station in Antarctica; pretty good work for a guy who didn't graduate high school.
By Corella
Abscond
V. To act as Tom Borque would in any given situation

V. To use a long confusing word in the wrong context

He walked in and began utterly absconding in front of everyone.

When Tom pulled out pulchritudinous I knew he was absconding.
By Chantalle