Carl: Well I saw you
macking on Lisa.
Greg: I was only macking on Lisa because you were throwing up in her mom's vase and I was trying to distract her.
Lisa: (GASP)
Carl: Way to pull out
the Ace Card Greg.
-OR-
(Tom witnessing a fight between Jan and Dee)
Dee: You never keep your side of the room clean.
Jan: Because I cant spend that much time in there with all you Hanson Posters all over.
Tom: Oh,
ACE CARD!