1)Adult:
Kids these days don't know how hard we had it growing up. We had to walk ten miles to school and back in the snow!
Kid:
Adults these days just whine about their pasts and claim we're all spoiled. Our parents actually care about frostbite.
2) Adult: Kids these days just listen to rap, pop, and emo crap. They don't know how great Jimi Hendrix and
Janis Joplin were!
Kid: Adults these days can't accept the fact that there's more to music than the classics. If they really hate mainstream music so much, they should listen to indie rock!
