"
At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself."
(
Introspective)
"At least YOU'RE....."
(Outrospective)
-Phrase meaning "It could always be
worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."
Examples of
At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.
A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "
it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of
inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)
B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...
at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")
C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")
