Define All-american Meaning

All-american
A word that defines a set of things as the best (that means worst) that America has to offer. Anything with this label on it is well avoided.


Usually "all-american girls" are blonde dumbfucks. See slut


"All-american (fake) football teams" are usually the best at playing the lame, homosexual, "lets wear lycra and touch our balls" game. See fake football.

Congratulations, sir. You've won a set of five cars.


HOLY SHIT! They're all-american! Corvettes, mustangs, pintiac gto, trans(exual)ams! THIS IS TRULY HELL!

*sells the cars and buys a mercedes, a vintage rolls, a Jag, a classic aston and a chocolate factory*
By Lin
All-american
Short for all-american drive in, home of the greatest cheapest, most delicious burgers, fries, shakes, rings, etc, etc, etc.

Located on the south side of merrick road in Massapequa,Long Island, NY.

Dude 1: Where should we go for lunch? I only have $2.38
Dude 2: All-American! With that kind of cash you could get 8 double-doubles, 5 shakes, and a large onion ring!
Dude 1: What the hell are we waiting for?

Dude 1: Where should we go for lunch? I just got paid, so I have enough money for just about anywhere.
Dude 2: All American! I need some of those cheap, delicious burgers and fries.
Dude 1: What the hell are we waiting for?
By Elset
All-american
1 Term used to describe anything that a bankruptcy law clerk likes. 2 Term usually used repeatedly after a bankruptcy law clerk has a few drinks and is made in reference to any female that is in the bankruptcy law clerk's line of sight. 3 Term used so frequently, to describe so many different types of things, that it has lost all meaning.

John: "She's just all-american. Thats what I need, an all-american girl."
Justin: "Girls with boots, that look like hookers are not all-amercian."
John: "Are you kidding me? Boots are all-amercian."
By Keeley
All-American
A term used to describe a person, typically a man, that checks off every American standard. Good looking. Masculine. Tall. White? Probably.

"Wow, did you see that Mustang-driving blonde man? He was so manly."

"Yeah, so All-American."
By Roxane
All American
a person of native american descent. someone who is enrolled in a tribe and meets government requirements and practices native cultures.

By Aila
All American
When an idividual pleasures him or herself with a hot dog and related accouteruments. Most tipicaly with the hot dog up the anus and the bun used as a surrogate vigina, ketcup and or musturd can be used as lubercant, some times relish is used. Often performed solo, there are some that prefer to have one or more observe.
hot dogs can range in preparedness from cooked to forzen to dried out. it is truely a move that you can change to your style. like the melting pot that America is.

One of the cheapest thing an asian hooker will do is observe an all American.
By Julietta
All American
When an idividual pleasures him or herself with a hot dog and related accouteruments. Most tipicaly with the hot dog up the anus and the bun used as a surrogate vigina, ketcup and or musturd can be used as lubercant, some times relish is used. Often performed solo, there are some that prefer to have one or more observe.
hot dogs can range in preparedness from cooked to forzen to dried out. it is truely a move that you can change to your style. like the melting pot that America is.

One of the cheapest things an asian hooker will do is observe an all American.
By Rosemaria
All American
A bowel movement that requires no wiping after the completion of the defication. (The First wipe, or "test" wipe as some call it does not count as a true wipe.)

Tony: Man, I had a freaking huge All American just now, It felt so good I didnt even give it a check wipe.

Mustafa: Holy shit!
By Francisca
All American Pyscho
someone who is quiet and seems innocent (guy or girl) but snaps at the slightest thing that pisses them off or if fed up, usually hard to do. type of people who shot up schools and businsses

i thought sam was tight, turns out he is an all american pyscho u see what he did to the dude at the party. spilt his skull over a joke!!!
By Koo
All American Shit
A recent study suggests that although many Americans appear nice on the outside, they are secretly self-centered porn-addicted eco-oblivious entitled rapists who love nothing more than to buy an expensive car and jack off in it. The blacks? No, actually they're innocent. I was mostly referring to the middle to upper-class white gents who are so detached from reality that they shield their innocent cock-sucking porn-watching girl-stalking teenagers from watching harmless entertainment like South Park.

Today, I got a talking to by an All American Shit. As soon as I realized the situation, I tried to walk away, but I'm black, so I got lynched and, when the police showed up, they participated in the lynching and cheered it on. Fuck America, land of the free and home of the entitled jackasses.
By Benedetta