1. A person who believes that any
temperature below 75° F is, "cold" and anything below 60° F is, "literally
freezing."
2. A person who wears a heavy
winter coat when the temperature is above 50°F.
"Dude, why are you wearing that ski coat? It's only
55° out! "
"55° is literally
freezing!"
"You are such an
Arizonan."