Girl: I wish I was an Arpine.
Other Girl: Yeah, life would be dank.
Guy: Did you see that Arpine over there?
Other Guy: Where? Oh shit, I have to go change my
khakis.
Plastic Surgeon: So, what were you thinking for the after result?
Angelina Jolie: I brought a photograph.
(Provides image of an Arpine)
Plastic Surgeon: Ahhhh yes, we've already done three
Arpine's this week, good choice my dear.