Ashy Knees disease is a "disease" that make your knees look very
ashy, usually because they have no moisture such as lotion. Ashy Knees disease can spread everywhere, such as your elbows, ankles, cheeks and nose. Make sure to lotion up before leaving the house, especially during the winter as during that season
ashy knees disease is very, very visible.
Friend: "Omg have you heard that Miles has
ashy knees disease?"
Me: "I told his dumb self to use
lotion everyday! If he listened to me, his knees wouldn't be so
ashy!"