Define Ass Boner Meaning

Ass Boner
When something turns you off so much that you get a negative boner which then comes out your ass. Or when something turns you on that should not causing you to get a negative boner which then comes out your ass.

"man, i saw these half naked pictures of harry potter and got an ass boner"
By Nina
Ass Boner
When you crap yourself, but not a liquid shit, a nice hard terd.

Oh man, looks like Cliffosaurus is sporting an ass boner!
By Elfrieda
Ass Boner
When you get fucked so hard in the ass you pop a boner.

Dude:i got ass boner so hard, it went to far in now i got a boner!!
By Charin
Ass Boner
The act of someone doing a poo, or the poo is slightly poking out the bumhole.
It is called a Ass Boner as the poo poking out your bum is like your penis getting errect.

"Man i`ve got the biggest Ass Boner!"

"Go use the bathroom then."

"Ahk, ill be back."
By Glyn
Boner-ass

Tim: "Where's Tina?"
Marty: "She's in the bosses office getting her annual boner-ass."
By Beulah
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thee ultimate in foul language, no one can respond to this or just something you say before your about to kick someone's fuckin teeth in but you have to look real mad for it to work

i love talkin shit to people

you better stop "GLARE" or else

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uuhhh thsorry i cannt tolk
By Gillian