n. an individual who, when in an argument, just makes up
statistics and
quotes from
authorities on the subject so they look correct
v. to make up statistics or quotes to appear more correct
n. Dan is such an ass monkey; there's no way that CNN had an exit poll that said that 87% of Americans want socialism.
v. I
totally ass monkeyed through that test. There's no way
Mrs. Clark will know that Teddy Roosevelt actually never said anything about
anarchy's role in society.