(n.) A grossly or overly
hairy ass; an ass that is completely covered with hair, thus covering any skin and only showing the thick
mat of hair grown on top; a hairy ass which causes excess
sweating
1. John: Dude, is your ass hairy?
George:
Are you kidding me? I have an ass
sweater!
2. Paul: It's
fucking hot out!
George: Yeah, and it doesn't help that I'm wearing an ass sweater!