Define Assburger Meaning

Assburger
A person who exhibits the symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome.
Given the personality traits that characterize an "aspie", this term was probably coined by aspies/assburgers themselves.

You know, I think Albert Einstein was an assburger, which makes me feel not so sorry for myself.
By Jobyna
Assburger
A hamburger or cheeseburger that is nasty enough to appear as if its meat came from an unknown creature's ass. Any school cafeteria is likely to serve assburgers. These horribly disgusting specimens of food can only exist in America, the only country in which there is a high enough concentration of disgusting people to eat them.

Oh God, I forgot my lunch and there's nothing to buy but assburgers.... I think I'll just not eat.
By Candi
Assburger
Fecal excrement which is soft and flat, similar in look and shape to a hamburger.

I ate at McDonald's yesterday and this morning I shit out a bunch of assburgers.
By Dionne
Assburger
An individual who has no awareness of his/her surroundings

Jim is such a clumsy assburger, he tripped up and nearly broke my $5000 TV!
By Elnora
Assburgers
A common mispelling of aspergers,but if it were real id say its when you shit chunks so big they look like burgers.

I have aspergers.

I had assburgers last night after taco bell
By Augustina
Assburgers
A play on the word "aspergers", a minor version of Autism characterized by social isolation and other odd behavior. Also very funny to yell.

"ASSSSSSSBUUURRRRGERRRRRZZZZZZ!!!1"

~Murray Smith, Flecko.net, sufferer of "assburgers"
By Elsey
Assburgers
1. Unlike its distantly related cousin and professionally recognized medical disease, Asperger's Syndrome, "assburgers" is when someone claims mental defect (that they probably don't even have) as an excuse for socially inept or unacceptable behavior. The term "assburgers" is commonly entered as a mocking rebuttal on Internet forums whenever someones tries to evade (using mental defect as an excuse) being called on for poor behavior.

2. Assburgers can also be used to describe anti-social or otherwise retarded, socially inept, or offensive person(s) or groups of people who are tolerated, even welcomed within a particular group, because the host(s) lacks courage or incentive to stand up for moral principles to kick them out.

Spooks making LiveJournal posts about how they have sex with their pets, act shocked when people turn them in to the FBI, and then feign mental defect as an excuse to make their behavior okay.

Dweebs who act shocked and feign mental defect as an excuse after they get banned from Internet forums after making death threats against the forum moderators.

Pedophilic drawings and the people who draw them being welcomed on various on-line artist communities to form their own special clubs on these websites to talk to each other and "make plans". This is a case where the website owners have ASSBURGERS in addition to the individuals of questionable integrity they allow into their club(s).
By Carlyn
Assburgers
Assburgers is a fictitious disease which usually affects delusional script kiddies on a global scale. Assburger candidates have usually committed cyber related crimes and upon being arrested claim assburgers as an escape mechanism. This escape mechanism usually fails.

FBI Agent: "You're under arrest for unauthorized computer access..." Anonytard: "I haz assburgers!"
By Aleen
Assburger
The name that many siblings of those with Asperger's Syndrom give to the disorder.

What a small child calls himself when he has just been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrom.

An amusing mispronunciation of Asperger's syndrom.

(The doctor has just explained Asperger's syndrom to a young boy. While walking int he hallway he sees anotehr little boy who won't make eye contact with anyone and seems to be staring out into space.)

Boy : That's one of them Assburger kids, isn't it?

or

Girl : I know my brother has Asperger's syndrom, but he is such an Assburger sometimes.
By Lorelei
Assburgers
A synonym for Asperger's Syndrome, a mental disorder in the autistic spectrum. It's a disorder whose symptoms come down to an inability to make small talk, so it's a non-issue. Anyone who claims to have Asperger's is an attention whore and probably loves kuro5hin.

I can't talk to anyone about my collection of lesbian furry porn. Not because I don't WANT to, but because I have assburgers (so bad.) I probably wouldn't have assburgers if I could move to Japan.
By Deane