(adj.) Once a man reaches
middle age and his formerly remarkable and youthful looks have completely lost their edge, he develops an air of such utter harmlessness that he is no longer attractive to women. A man is described as "
avuncular" when he stops looking like a sexual entity and starts looking like his Uncle
Arby.
I'll have to
stop hitting the clubs looking for action; my face has gotten so
avuncular, chicks think
I'm there to look for my runaway daughter.