Define Baby Ass Meaning

Baby Ass
when wearing a bathing suit your ass sags like a baby's diaper

kaitlyn: yo ash hows my ass look in this bathingsuit?
ash: ahhh, you have a bad case of baby ass!
By Melonie
Baby Ass Nigga
one who acts like a baby, does something childish, or is incapable of doing something themselves.

Michael: Hey brandon, bryan needs a ride from work.

Brandon: I don't want to pick up that baby ass nigga!
By Filia
Cry Baby Ass Nigga
The harshest, most severe insult you can hurl at someone on GroupMe. A comeback used when you have nothing more intelligent to say, can't think of a witty comeback in an argument, and a last resort for most but a first resort for certain badass Chemistry majors in the state of Arkansas.

Wes: Bro, you ran the same play you always run, scrambled around for 37 seconds in the backfield, launched it 67 yards downfield, made a diving one handed catch, and converted the 4th and 24. That's some bull shit and you know it.

Freddie: Cry baby ass nigga
By Janelle
Ass Baby
1. A medical term used to describe a child that was conceived by anal sex and/or birthed through the anal cavity.

2. A human so hideous that only an ass could have produced such a thing.

Dora gave birth to a beautiful ass baby boy last night.

Carrot Top is an ass baby.
By Lucila
Ass Baby
One who was conceived by their parents anal sex, a small amount of cum drips into their vagina therefore creating the ass baby. This ass baby is inherently terrible at anything and everything that they do.

-Oh wow look at Jebadiah he sucks at life.

-Yeah i know he is a total Ass Baby.
By Barby
Ass Baby
A very very large bowel movement

By Giralda
Ass Baby
When a couple is having anal sex, and sperm drips from the anal cavity to the vagina, impregnating the woman.

The ejaculate from John's then empty testicles dripped from Denise's anal cavity to her vaginal mound, thus impregnating her. She then gave birth to her beautiful ass baby, Clifton.
By Annette
Ass-baby
a stool of such girth that it feels like giving birth

i thought that ass-baby was gonna rip my ring!
By Judi
Ass Baby
The offspring of a gay man who has been anally impregnated by his lover. Ass babies typically resemble demons and have razor sharp claws that cause much damage during the birth. They typically display hatred towards everyone and are very aggressive.The birthing process results in high fatality rates for the father, especially in low income families where the father cannot have the Ass Baby killed immediately post-birth.

Terrence gave birth to an Ass Baby last night in his one bedroom apartment while his boyfriend watched. They were both subsequently murdered.
By Krystyna
Ass-Baby
When a gay man fucks his best girl-friend so hard up the ass that is creats a small hole through which an egg can travel from the ovary to the rectum. Then when he ejaculates into her ass she becomes pregnant and nine months later a baby explodes out of her ass. It's an Ass-Baby

"Lindsey, your butt has gotten really big"
"yeah, it's russles Ass-Baby, it's gonna explode out any day now!"

Your Ass-baby is covered in shit!
By Lorita