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Define Baby Blanket Meaning

Baby Blanket
n. the layer of excess new humanity threatening to consume the earth's resources.

All these people twinsing and tripleting are creating a baby blanket that will cover the earth in spit-up and used diapers.
By Margarete
Blanket Babies
Cum stains, left either on a blanket or really on any type of bedding or sleeping arrangement.

Hey man, hand me a blanket...and NOT the one covered in your blanket babies.
By Nadia
Blanket Baby
One conceived by a “lady of the night” sliding across a sheet that still had cum on it

I never wanted you! You are a blanket baby! Ancestry.com has you as 86% cotton and 2% polyester.
By Heda
Baby Blanket
The piece of clothing used to clean up cum after masturbating. example sock, tee shirt, old towel.

As i laid in bed masturbating i grabbed the baby blanket to cum in. After i came i cleaned up with the baby blanket and threw it in the laundry basket.
By Elizabet
Baby Blanket Feelings
An emotion of when you want to let go or forget something/someone but you don’t want to and it’s never going to stop being a memorable part of your life

I have baby blanket feelings about my ex best friend Louisa
By Reine