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Define The Laundry Meaning

Laundry
Washed up. Capabilities remnant to a younger, better self.

Man, that basketball player is straight up laundry.
By Michaella
Laundry
Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse."

A woman says to her husband "Can we do the laundry?" The man says to his wife, "I already did the laundry, it was a small load, so I did it by hand."
By Vickie
Laundry
The only thing that should be separated by color.

Unless you're talking about laundry, nothing is getting separated by color here. Take your racist ideologies out of here, and don't even think about coming back.
By Sharia
The Laundry
A dubious chore that most college students love to finish.

Specifically, occasions when one goes to clean their clothes with someone else and gets more than the wash done.

In general can be used for any type of hook up.

Dan: "Should I go hang out with Emily tonight?"
Gabe: "Yea man, she's down to do The Laundry!"
..
Maddy: "Do you know where Grace went last nightt?"
Krystal: "She ended up at Michael's"
Maddy: "Yeaah, I hope she got The Laundry done!"
..
Mary went to the frat quad to do The Laundry, and came back wearing clothes that were particularly clean, if you know what I mean.
By Noell
Laundry
(v) The act of having sex, particularly while trying to hide knowledge of the act from others.

Meet me downstairs in 5 minutes to do laundry; He'll never notice we're gone.
By Daffi
Laundrying
Doing the laundry. duh! This changes laundry from a noun to a verb!

Hey Jenn, I'm laundrying
By Averyl
Laundry
Laundry, plainly put is clothes that you have to wash and never do. It is very important that you do your laundry (yes, literally...not the option that's against the law or involves being a prostitute, whore or slut). Mothers usually do laundry and fathers have strange ways of doing laundry like letting your clothes "soak" in the tub. You probably want to do your laundry now. The choice is yours.

I wanted to look nice, not have repulsive body odor and have a chance at being accepted by society. So I did Laundry with All, Tide of A&P soap.
By Laraine
Laundry
to have sexual intercourse, to fuck.

Me and Jan were doing laundry all night long.
By Lexi
Laundry
Something Snoop (Doggy) Dogg does all by himself! Fuck!

I can't do all this laundry, good thing I got the
D-O-double G on speed dial!
By Rozina
Laundry
Masturbating

When someone is masturbating they are "Doing Laundry".

My girlfriend does my laundry.
By Renie