1. The assertion just made, while
seeming controversial to the masses, is a clear logical extension of the belief
subset shared by all relative non-fools (including all present company).
2.
Q.E.D.
(alt. "cuz honestly", "because honestly now")
Man, the time has come to build a
custom motorcycle trailer whose sole function is to
haul this 600-watt
subwoofer, because honestly.