Define Befoe Meaning

Befoe
Slang for "before," basically the same with the "r" remaining unpronounced

By Tammy
Befoe
Canada's unofficial national breed of cattle. Unofficially.

Distinguished by their short or nonexistant ears and sometimes shorter tails that are part of their winter hardiness. Helpful in cold Canadian winters.

"That cow has no ears! What breed is she?"
"She's a Befoe."
By Tansy
Bros Befo Hoes
the one and only steadfast rule when you have to make a decision beween a woman and you boyz. Can be used to get out of a sticky situation with an ugly woman. The only rule more strict than bros before hoes is self-first

Baby, I'd love to kick it with ya, but you know, bros befo hoes

or

Man, yous a punk, you know the rule, bros befo hoes, now come on!
By Babita
Touch Yo'self Befo' You Fuck Yo'self
The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.

LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!
By Harmonia
You Neva Been To Michigan If You Neva Done This Befo
It is when you do something very dumb to declare youself that you traveled to the U.S. state, Michigan.

Jaden: You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo

(flatlines)

Carlos: I guess he went to michigan.
By Flor