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Big Bob
Big Bob is the name of Kelly Clarkson's Ass. (no joke)

One of her friends named her butt 'Big Bob' because it's just so damn big!!

-A Conversation over Kelly Clarkson-

Ashley(Lesbian): Omg....who is that over there??
Emma(Lesbian): Oh, thats Kelly Clarkson.Isn't she just Beautiful??
Ashley: I know that silly!I'm talking about her ass.Oh my gosh....It's...AMAZING!!
Emma: Yeah...Thats Big Bob.A friend of her gave her butt that name.
Ashley: For real?Her hot ass has a name??
Emma: Why don't you go and ask her since you don't believe me....
Ashley: Ok then.

*Ashley walks over to Kelly Clarkson*

Ashley: Excuse me, you're Kelly Clarkson right?
Kelly Clarkson: Yes I am.What can I do for you?
Ashley: Well....my friend told me that your butt had a name....Is it Big Bob?
Kelly Clarkson: Yes, it is.....You came over here to ask me about my butt?
Ashley: Yes....I'm sorry if that was wrong of me...I'll go now...
Kelly Clarkson: No girl, it's fine!....Just like you are...
Ashley: What?
Kelly Clarkson: Uhh...Nothing!See ya! *walks away fast*

*Ashley walks back to Emma*

Emma: So....Was I right?
Ashley: Yes you were....And I think Kelly Clarkson just hit on me...
Emma: WHAT??

*Kelly Clarkson peeks around the corner*

Ashley: Yeah...She said I looked fine.
Emma: *looks at Ashley*.....And you let her get away?!Go get that ass Ashley!!

*Ashley runs to find Kelly Clarkson*
By Althea
Big Bob
A big pile of sand named Bob that can't be destroyed, not even by the biggest waves or two 10 year old boys.

Big Bob will live forever in the beach!
By Junie
BiG BOb
A girl with tits are called BiG bOb.

Queen:*sends pic*
ABO: last week you had small bob now you have BiG bOb
By Manon
Big Bob
Man who used to live in the woods of Schenectady, NY. He has committed acts such as trying to wack off Mr. Marcus Malibu when he went to take a piss, walks in on Malibu having sex regularly, and banged a man named JT Sweet up the ass at a party, in which many people watched it go down.

Yo man, you better watch out for Big Bob bro.
By Eleonora
Big Bob
Big Bob is the man who did me (JT Sweet) up the ass at a hotel party.

Big Bob is inserting his penis into my rectum!
By Amberly
Big Dick Bob
The man that bangs your wife/girlfriend while you are locked up

Hey man, how long are you in for?

Too long because big dick bob already got my girl
By Devi
Big Booty Bob
Big Booty Bob is someone who has a big booty and is not a ho(e). Hence the bob. They have morals and don't bother with 'going around'.

Person1: Do you see that girl over there?
Person2: Which one? The one with the big booty?
Person1: Yeah that's Big Booty Bob.
Person2: Why Big Booty Bob?
Person1:because she has her life together and doesn't go around.
By Micki
Big Butt Bob
A bald man who's big ass hits e-stops and doesn't know it. Also a bald man who is uncircumcised and also called a aardvark for short. Walks on his tippy toes and swings his arms like a baboon.

Look there goes big butt bob ass hitting e-stops, walking like a baboon with a uncircumcised dick.
By Nariko
Big Shot Bob
Big Shot Bob is the definition of partying at Penn State. He is a teenager among infants. He is a man among boys. He is a legend among men. He is a real legend among other legends who look like bitches in his presence.

Hey is that Big Shot Bob.

Wow it is Big Shot Bob. We better bow to him.

Yeah, I'm gonna get his autograph
By Joelie
Bob's Big Boy
A Morrissey fan, usually Hispanic, who has dedicated his life to looking like a greaser, flossing a large cuff on his levis, a huge pomp, some ugly cowboy boots, and black thick rimmed glasses. They think they look like Morrissey, but are out of touch with most other Brit-pop or Manchester music. Many of them, particularly in the L.A. area do not focus so much on the music, but rather on the the style circa Kill Uncle/Your Arsenal.

Person 1: Want to go to the Morrissey concert at the Hollywood Bowl?
Person 2: No, I'd rather see him in Santa Barbara; there aren't as many Bob's big boys there.
By Noemi