A
chart that is supposed to affect your life, personality, and physical appearance somehow. Although, instead of meeting it’s goals, it rather became a POS that brainwashes people into thinking they are a dick because
Saturn is in
retrograde.
Ella: “Hey Jade, having you calculated
your birth chart?”
Jade: “What’s a
birth chart?”
Ella: “Basically an alignment of planets that represent your basic needs, looks, persona, etc.”
Jade: “Cool, does it have anything to do with the scientific or
medical field?”
Ella: “No, more like astrology.”
Jade: “Ohhh... then, it’s utter bs.”
