Define Black Pants Meaning

Black Pants
The epitomy of coolness, along the lines of the cat's pajamas and the bee's knees. Also a scapegoat for any negative event in anyone's life. Anyhting can be overcome with black pants.

Man: "Aw, dude, I just found out I have cancer!"

Friend: "...You should've worn black pants."
By Ophelia
The Black Pants Brigade
A term used to describe a theoretical group of women across the globe who feel individually compelled to wear black pants in an attempt to minimize the visual impact of their own fleshy pulchritude.

As a longstanding member of The Black Pants Brigade, I recently found the freedom to toss the black pants and began wearing neon lime green pants instead!
By Shoshanna
Sexy Motherfucker In Black Pants

I seen that sexy motherfucker in black pants and the riotess Miami doors concert.
By Annmaria
Black Jiggle Pants
Tight black stretchy pants usually worn with no underwear that emphasize the buttocks by tightly hugging it yet still allowing it to jiggle when walking. When worn by the wrong individual the results can be devastating. Also known as yoga pants.

Look at Robyn's butt in those black jiggle pants, it makes me want to giggle and dance.
By Aubrette
Black Guy Pant Syndrome
The act of a white male sagging his pants beyond belief due to the fact that his surrounding friends are black.

By Cookie