(n) a system of time that is
offset to make black people consistently late by aprox 30 minutes. the
timezone and numerical values for the time are the same but the
execution of appointments is such that black people seem to exist in a parallel world that is always behind everyone else.
I told jim to be here at 8:00PM
EST but he just got her and its 8:
30 already. I guess that is because he is on
black time. (black time is short for black people time and is used interchangeably)