Define Blonding Meaning

Blonding
The act of listening to Frank Ocean's 2016 masterpiece "Blonde," usually late at night (between 2am and 5am) where you cry as you bathe in nostalgia and regret and reflect on life, your feelings and your mistakes.

Girl texting you at 4am: Hey, you up? ;)

Guy: Stfu i'm blonding
By Britte
Blonding
1. confused, ditzy, generally out of it. (like a blonde)
2. high, intoxicated (in a state of confusion, as a blonde would be)

"kristin said she'd bring me some weed but she's all lalala and blonding so she totally forgot."
By Hedwiga
Blonde On Blonde
1. Name of a Bob Dylan album.

2. An amazing duo of trance-rock
"Kite and Fly left Australia with just a guitar and a fur coat, but still made it through Paris, Berlin, and London to hook up with musican Donovan Whittemore... They remind me of an age when a girl could travel the world with nothing but a lipstick and end up in a bathtub with John Lennon writing Norwegien Wood for them."- FACE MAGAZINE

woo. blonde on blonde *sways*
By Peri
Blonde On Blonde
A Bob Dylan Album, Released in 1966.
Often Regarded as one of the Finest Popular Music Records ever Recorded

Hey did you listen to Bob Dylan's Blonde On Blonde album yet?
By Elli
Blonded
Being aimless intentionally, as a lifestyle. As heard in Frank ocean's song, Self Control. A person living a blonded life can be seen as someone who has chose to live life without any aim, thought or direction. The word may come from blonde people being stereotyped as "thoughtless".

You know how he goes with the flow all the time? Its because he chose the Blonded life.
By Camilla
Blonde
A person with blonde hair; a hair color. Blondes are often stereotyped. Someone's hair color has no effect on their intelligence and little effect on their behavior, aside from the fact that people may change to fit what society expects of them. Not all blondes are dumb or attractive.

Girl 1- OMG, I am such a valley girl, don't you lyk think I seem like I should be lyk "blonde?"
Girl 2- No, because your hair color has nothing to do with your personality. I think you're dumb.
By Lulita
Blonde
A hair color that's a light gold color, and is usually associated with ditziness and stupidity. Usually they're just as smart as people with other hair colors, but some of them act dumb because they think the whole "dumb blonde" thing is cute or something. They're not necessarily prettier than brunettes or other hair colors, but some of them put extra effort into makeup, fashion and weight control because of what society expects of blondes. Hair color is entirely superficial, and it's extremely shallow to judge entirely on a physical feature that can be changed as easy as hair color. Certainly some blondes are ditzy and stupid, but so can anyone. Let their personality speak for itself, not their hair.

As a brunette, I haven't noticed any correlation between blondes and ditziness at my school. Some of them are even at the top of our class.
By Faith
Blond
The masculine form of the word blonde which refers to women. Blond men have various ethnic backgrounds but most relating to european routes mostly from Sweden, Norway, or Germany. Blond men in the media are typically portrayed as being evil or deceitful, usually playing the obnoxious jock or sadistic mastermind in a story but in actuality, it all comes down to something simpler. Being blonde is a desirable aspect for many people. And typically due to their ancestry, blond males tend to be stronger, well built and good looking. Entertainment usually focuses on the underdog prevailing against evil ( i.e a brown haired nerd, who wears glasses.) while the muscular, blonde jock gets defeated in the end, happily ever after right? Wrong. unfortunately what may seem fun on film sends a negative message into our culture, stating a predetermined belief that all blonde males are evil. 50 years ago, their would be blond hero's all the time on tv, now it's mostly dark haired men who end up getting the girl. Maybe this is due to the fact that the memories of world war 2 are being dug up, and brought back to life, giving blondes a bad name as being nazis, which is extremely racist and offensive. This is pretty much the root of all this discrimination, people who were chastised in the past by blonds are taking revenge on the ones who had nothing to do with anything. There is nothing mentally wrong with blonds because hair color doesn't affect how smart, how good or how evil people are.

By Gilly
Blonded
Reference to frank ocean’s beautiful album “blonde” as seen on the album cover franky Frank has his hand over his face while in the shower but the crucial part is the placement of the hand on the face, so when you see a fellow fan or are listening to the exquisite music of frank or a shawty has you in the blonde bag or wanna new move just bust out the blonde and just copy the hand placement over your face....feel blonde shawty feel blonde🌙

damn homie Zay n Alex really just hit the blonde on dem bitches doe“~earl
“damn they blonded as fuck”~Tyler
By Adara
Blonde
A hair colour, that in no way effects a person's intelligence, personality, sluttiness, or boob size.

A person who is naturally born blonde can't help that they are blonde, as it is genetic.

Not all blondes 'hate' brunettes, because I surely don't. :)
Almost all of my very close friends aren't blonde, so I don't quite understand why or when this rivalry between these two hair colours started.

I wanted to clear up that, on behalf of all (or most) blondes, we do not hate you, nor do we think you are stupid or slutty in any way. :D

..But please, stop supporting that stupid stereotype. ^^;
How about it, eh?

Blonde: I love your hair! :D
Brunette: Thanks, I love yours too! :)
By Jillian