smoke blower: So sorry dude, I have to go to an emergency meeting at the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and had to cancel my flight to Sydney.
me: ok no worries, lets reschedule for next month.
smoke blower: Facebook check in 'arrived at Sydney Airport today at 10:20am'.
me: oh, he's totes blowing smoke.
By Frederique
Blowing Smoke
It means to leave a situation, such as the pub or workplace.
Its a technique used in the army to leave a situation under the cover of a smokescreen. Usually during tank manoeuvres.
Bob: Yeah. He was just blowing smoke up my ass to get me to buy the car.
By Charmian
Blowing Smoke Up Your Ass
People who constantly tell you what you WANT to hear ...Feeding someone's ego with constant adoration and commentary. Telling someone everything they want to hear and nothing they need to hear.
seriously. Im not blowing smoke up your ass!!!! you are so pretty. I wish I could be just like you... Your husband/wife is so handsome/pretty..... You have the nicest car.....I wish I had hair just like yours... etc...etc....