I layer the bottom of the toilet with tp to help prevent blue ass.
By Irma
Blue Ass Water
When an "influencer" (usually Instagram white girls/fuck boys) posts a picture of the place they're at that includes some body of water that looks very blue, and very beautiful. Fact: this phrase was invented by Cody Ko, in his video titled "QUIT YOUR JOB AND TRAVEL FOREVER!!".
Person 1: "Look at this hot girl's Instagram post. 2 weeks in Greece! I wish I was her."
Person 2: "Yeah look at that blue ass water. Now I feel like shit."
By Elbertine
Blue-ass Fly
A British/Scottish/Irish way of saying house fly, and to make it sound like you’re doing alot, when you actually arent.
The most glorious thing to ever bless the earth since Mother Teresa. It is an ass so beautiful that all other asses bow down to it. It should be treated with the highest of care and shown to all friends. It is first in its ass.
Someone that calls another person a "Blue Tick Wanker" because they are not as popular and successful like the one with the official account and cannot come up with a good punchline or comeback.
This clears things up rather nicely. If a tourist should ask 'What big-ass blue building?' Simply point at it from wherever you are and respond: 'THAT Big-Ass Blue Building.'
Today, my friends and I are going to the top of that Big-Ass Blue Building, where we will photographChicago below.
