the
blue shoe bandit is a scrawny dwarf that usually runs around stealing little boys shoes while screaming the phrase "look it up." he thinks he is smart for telling people to google things that he knows because he
googled them before they did. his weaknesses include clowns, ghosts, and articles criticizing
tom brady.
Bobby: Watch out it's the
blue shoe bandit!
Blue Shoe Bandit:
LOOK IT UP! LOOK IT UP!
Bobby: *shows a negative
Tom Brady article*
Blue Shoe Bandit : EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR