Ryan: Hey man you're so lucky you have Mr. Dave for chemistry
Ilya: That dosen't matter, chemistry is chemistry, regardless of teachers
Ryan: You boof ass bitch! That makes no sense!
By Raye
Boof Ass Syndrome (BAS)
A syndrome in which the affected show signs of abnormally stupid, or boofy behavior. BAS is commonly genetically inherited from the ancient gnomic "boof-like" ancestors of booftopia. As of now there are no known cures other than public humiliation or exile.
Sam: god, Jason is acting so weird lately.
Hamlet: don’t be so hard on him, he has Boof Ass Syndrome (BAS).
Sam: omg I had no clue!