Define Briefcase Meaning

Briefcase
a case with a handle; for carrying papers or files or books

in fact he looked like a typical businesman...you know,dark suit and briefcase
By Drusilla
Briefcase
The sexual act at which a male/female inserts a long enough double-ended dildo into one's mouth as well as their rectal cavity creating a "handle" like connection between mouth to ass. While listening to "The People's Court" theme song, the sexual partner will then lift the handle and walk around the room as if entering a courtroom and drop the briefcase.

Man - Hey, I've been feeling pretty BUMMED. I was hoping you'd be able to give me the briefcase tonight?
Woman - Absolutely honey, I will get the DVR up with the most recent "The People's Court"
Man - Thank you! I really need to get dragged around
Woman - It's my pleasure, I love carrying you around.
By Nicolle
Briefcase
Noun- someone that completely lacks knowledge and looks foolish because so

"Jesus Christ. You're such a briefcase Mike; Robert Frost wasn't just stopping by woods on a snowy evening."
By Netti
Briefcase
A reference from spongebob squarepants when he and Patrick were married, when Patrick being the man of the family was confronted by spongebob about forgetting his briefcase full of donuts

By Veronike
Briefcase
When you capture your ejaculation in your foreskin to be deposited later.

Don't worry I briefcased, so there is no mess in the bedroom.
By Emilee
Briefcase
To smuggle drugs in ones anal orifice to transport past TSA or other security

I refused to smoke the joint Kevin brought because I knew he briefcased it passed security
By Christine
Briefcase
A box of Franzia, (boxed wine) preferably chilled and ready to go.

Person 1: Did you really bring Franzia to a party?

Person 2: No man this is my briefcase. I have some business to attend to.

Person 1: That's one hell of a briefcase.
By Jennine
The Briefcase
This is an act in which a male braids a woman’s hair to her ass hair and proceeds to carry her like a briefcase

Me and this girl tried the briefcase last night and now her asshole is inside out
By Allissa
Briefcaser
The person who walks in carrying only his/her briefcase (or personal bag of some kind) after Load-In, and leaves carrying only his/her briefcase before Load-Out begins for a special event production. Not much is known what happens between these times as they are rarely seen outside of Front of House (FOH), while the rest of us work to make all the last minute changes

"Dickson doesn't do anything, he's just a briefcaser."

"It must be nice to be a briefcaser on one of these gigs....Man that's a lot of confetti!"
By Evvy
Briefcasing
The act of one removing all items from a persons bag/rucksack, turning it inside out, and replacing all original items back inside.

"Where's my bag? Is that little year 9 shit Jack C briefcasing it again - paki cunt"
By Marya