Me: After being placed handcuffed in the background seat of a patrol car by the Officiating Officer: "Excuse Me Officer, I see You and Your witness both
buckled up when You entered the Vehicle, but You did not buckle Me in. Now I tell My Children to
Buckle Up Buttercup when riding in My vehicle, and if I did not have You buckle Me in that would be a
bad Mom of Me now wouldn't it?"