Doctor: "I had to drop the patient. He kept butnering his appointments. Seriously, not even a phone call to cancel."
Lazy Worker Bro: "I just scored a two week vacation in
CancÃēn! I'll just butner work and it's
party time! I'll make up something like an dental problem if they ask when I get back."
Boss: "He's fired for pulling a month long no-call/
no-show." HR Rep:" I've never seen someone butner that long!"