A euphemism for a long-lasting erection which is at once
peculiarly enjoyable for the woman or man receiving it and mildly to moderately painful to the man with
the Iron Man of
stiffies. While sometimes caused by ED (erectile disfunction) medications, this may occur naturally as no long-term studies (or concrete, investigational reporting) has determined this cannot develop and sustain on i's own.
Dude, I had a Fat
Cal Ripken with her last night. I was all
up in that from
closing time till dawn.