A cheap kind of wine coming in several varieties, costs about $10 for a 3 literjug.
Yo you feel like wine tonight? Let us split a jug of Carlo Rossi friend, how bout paisano flavor, or would you rather have burgundy? We shall get fucked up on this night.
Carlo Rossi is an Italian man that enjoys taking hard earned money from parents through their children. An infamous womanizer, Carlo has fathered several illegitimate children and been a part of countless hookups, throw downs, and one night stands. He has never paid back money or time lent to or spent on him. He is essentially the most Italian man you have ever met.
A horrible tasting, cheap wine commonly served on ice at Italian parties. Not even good for your enemies. Commonly said by its Italian customers as "callalasi", due to their accents.
Italian aunt: "Genarro, go get me a Callalasi with lotsa lotsa ice!"
Genarro: "WTF did you just say?????"
Translator: "She wants a Carlo Rossi with much ice."
