Define Catalogue Meaning

Catalogue
When one has a select, handpicked list of people who they find attractive, beautiful, sexy, intriguing, et cetera. A lot of the time, it includes people way out of one's league. For instance, mine includes Louis Tomlinson, Alexander Ludwig, Logan Lerman, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik, sensing a pattern here... you get the idea. Basically a list of people that make you go asdjalsdhfalksgfasl. Some people in relationships also see this as their 'Cheat List'- e.g. the list of people that they're allowed to cheat on their significant other with, or the people they're allowed to shift and the aforementioned significant other will let it slide. Good for references and daydreaming. Constantly subject to editing.

Girl 1: Who's on the first page of your catalogue?
Girl 2: Hmm, tough one. Alexander Ludwig, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, end of until further notice.
By Merissa
Tit Catalogue
a publication containing images of ladies with unclothed mammary glands.

My local corner shop has a wide array of tit catalogues for sale.
By Noemi
Catalogue Ken
A child from the ages of 6/12 decked to the nines in catalogue gear and looking like they just won a competiton to be in the new newlook catalogue.

"Look at that catalogue ken over there."
By Carlyn
Online Hoe Catalogue
Any online dating website with a search or browse feature that will aid in finding your next sexual partner

Freeman did you check the online hoe catalogue and set up something for the weekend yet? Women love to advertise their inner hoe for free on all those sites like they are looking for love.
By Agathe
Catalogue
The act of having discourse with a domestic cat. Compound of cat and dialogue.

"How you doing?"

"Meow"

"Want some food?"

"Meow"

"Are you talking to the cat?"

"Yes, we're, having a catalogue."
By Lelia