Define Catholic High School Meaning

a magical place where you find your long life friends. you wear uniforms that are unique to your school and you don’t have the stress of finding an outfit like public schools do. there are amazingly hot guys walking around your school. you walk around knowing everyone and there’s no judgment in wearing a uniform or how you look because no one cares. you find your long life soul mate here and you most likely will get married to them. public school kids always wonder how we pass classes and it’s because the kid in front of us or next to us is really smart. we are all in this together and no one snitches because snitches get stitches. the sports at these schools is A1 which is the reason some people go here. we all know our alma mater and sing in with glee. we all know our quote that guides us “faithfulness merits the crown.” and les not forget our dear Father Paul that is amazing.

Just like a public school but you got to wear disgusting uniform and have to wait for your teacher to finish up her post on facebook, the wannabe gangster that are crazier then real life gangster and posting dick pics on snap. The girls got thick bodies that no one can’t stop looking and the ugly ones act like blood thirsty hoes looking to date any nigga

Basically like Public High School, but worse. You have to wear itchy, uncomfortable uniforms that make you look like a loser when you are out in public. Also, everyone in the school is the same gender, so if you are a boy, you get to hang out with those sweaty bastards for 4 years. You have 0 chance over ever having fun at a Catholic High school. Half of your classes are taught by priests or nuns, and they will expel your ass for even the tiniest thing. Learning religion is a crock. Unless you plan on becoming a priest when you graduate, these classes are useless. All Catholic schools were built over 9000 years ago, and only have enough room for 300 kids, but there's 1200 fuckers scurrying through the halls just to get to their next class.

An all girls high school where the girls resemble cattle

A cat piss colored building filled mostly with pretentious entitled a**holes. If you’re not a dealer or don’t play a sport, just give up. Every once in a while, you’ll get an athlete that’s also a band kid, and they’re like a unicorn. Rare breed. The kids at this school are so bad that the freshmen literally gutted a bathroom. Sinks, toilets, stall doors, soap dispensers, air dryers...gone. Never to be seen again. If you find yourself stuck in this building, leave immediately.

a school where parents pay 12,000 dollars for their kids to be getting C’s and D’s on their report card. also a place where juuling has become the biggest issue and you no longer can sit in your own car for 5 mins because teachers think your up to something

Full of fake people and doesn’t care about the students and only care about the money they pay for tuition

Lansing catholic high school is a school where seniors send nudes to freshmen, kids shit on walls, and the entire staff is racist/homophobic. This school should be turned into a strip club. Oh, can’t forget that it cost 10k a year to send your kid there while the school is made up of 4 halls.

Carmel Catholic High School in Mundeline, Illinois = trash. The school is an absolute shit show. It has reached an all time low within this past year and if they don’t turn it around, God himself is gunna Noah’s Ark that bitch soon. They have enough weed in that school to open a dispensary in their parking lot. The faculty and staff hate their lives and the students rip them apart for just breathing. Can’t forget that they are getting lit up on the news for being racist.

The High School of choice for rich fags and ugly bitches. The sports teams all blow and the fine arts should be renamed to the Fag arts. Nobody likes this school including the people that go there because most peoples parents send them there. The school is more hated than the USWNT and less attended than a WNBA game. The faculty is full of extremely cocky douchebags who think they are better than everyone since they pray once a day. You can get in trouble from any of them for doing absolutely nothing and the rule is "guilty until proven guilty" there. Not one teacher has any friends and the administration blows each other all day in the front office.