What
airport security officers do to you if you
blink wrong.
Imagine a group of people putting
gloves on and taking turns shoving it really far up your ass.
Airport cop: Name?
b: {very arabic name}
Airport cop: Come with me, please.
b: God dammit, it's an
anal cavity search, isn't it?
Airport cop: Don't worry, we're only
violating a COUPLE of your rights..
*
glove snaps*
