Define Cedar Falls Meaning

BEST AND WORST TOWN YOU WILL EVER FIND.
NORTH EAST OF IOWA (A MIDWEST STATE.)
SMALL.
BORING.
SHITLOAD OF TREES.
SHITLOAD OF CORN & SOY BEAN FIELDS.
MANY ETHNICITIES.
SCHOOLS SUCK.
PEOPLE SUCK.
MALL SUCKS.
POLICE SUCK.
DRUGS.
BEER PONG.
CIGS.
DEALERS.
CONTACT JOHNNY DEXTER FOR SHROOMS.
GRAFFITI.
COLLEGE TOWN.
VICTORIAN HOUSES.
THE CUP OF JOE.
PABLOS.
BAD DRIVERS.
GAY CARS.
BECK & DEERY OWN HALF OF TOWN (THEY SUCK.)
BAPTIST & LUTHERAN.
FEW VIRGINS.
HARDCORE/METAL/INDIE SCENE (GETTING STEADILY WORSE.)
BROS.
SCENE KIDS.
HIPSTERS.
REDNECKS.
IGNORANCE.
RAP & COUNTRY.
RACING ON HUDSON ROAD & UNIVERSITY AVENUE.
SKATEBOARDING.
ROLLERBLADING.
BICYCLING.
VIDEO GAMES.
GUNS.
TRAILER PARKS.
SPLIT REPUBLICANS & DEMOCRATS.
GOOD TATTOO SCENE : OMEGA RED, RITUAL, & AREA 51.
COLLEGE HILL.
MOHAIR PEAR.
LIMITED EDITION.
BARS.
STURGIS FALLS.
BRUTAL WINTERS.
SWELTERING SUMMERS.
DETASSELING.
FRIENDLY FOLKS.
DIRTY MOUTHS.
SHOPLIFTING.
FLOODS.
SOME RACISM.
MATERIALISM.
CEDAR RIVER IS NASTY.
319 IS THE BEST AREA CODE.
REPRESENT, BITCHES.

A small town by waterloo, Iowa

with zipcode 50613

Cedar Falls High School ain't really all that's it's made out to be. Parents and kids brag that this school is amazing, but its facilities look like they haven't been upgraded since 1934 (this is not an exaggeration - ask any current or former student), and the quality of education is decent at best. Interestingly, the school doesn't have a valedictorian because administrators dont wanna offend dumb kids. Also the school cares more about sports than funding academics, leading to ever increasing class sizes. Essentially it's a typical high school - constant partying and mediocre students along with a minority of successful students. At least we are better than the schools in Waterloo, though.