A theme park in
Sandusky, Ohio, that has repeatedly named the best park in the country. Certain areas of the park are seperated into little towns, like
Camp Snoopy, Soak City (extra admission costs) and an old western area.
Some of the rides are so fast and have such severe drops that you have to pick bugs from your teeth once you get off. The lines are usually super long, but if you're lucky, you can get a fast pass and the ability to cut infront of 800 people who've been waiting for hours.
A 20oz bottle of pop costs $3.00, but water is free at every
concession stand. There are many of those and many resturants.
It's packed every single day that it's open, even in the pouring rain. That is the perfect time to ride the water rides. Unfortunately, there are always topless fat men, as well as extremely large women in bikinis.
"Wanna go to Cedar Point next week?"
"Yeah, I just love riding the biggest
roller coasters in the country! I just wish those
fat people would wear some clothes!"
